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One day we typed "SHOP THE WEB" into Yahoo.com and to our surprise we stumbled upon a Piedmont Triad web site called Avoli.com. The total shock came when we saw it was #1 out of 8.9 billion websites. Further investigation showed Avoli above Yahoo, Target, Shop.com and other very popular shopping destinations.

We encourage everyone to support Carolina businesses. So shop Avoli.com and support a surpurb local business. - SHOP AVOLI.com
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DAILY COMIC

DAILY JOKE

A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatrist
suggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the first
picture and asks the man what he sees.
"A man and a woman making love in a park," the man replies.
The psychiatrist holds up the second picture and asks the man what
he sees.
"A man and a woman making love in a boat."
He holds up the third picture.
"A man and a woman making love at the beach."
This goes on for the rest of the set of pictures; the man says he
sees a man and a woman making love in every one of the pictures.
At the end of the test, the psychiatrist looks over his notes and
says, "It looks like you have a preoccupation with sex."
And the man replies, "Well, you're the one with the dirty pictures."

DAILY STORY

Nearly everyone knows that Judith Martin, better known asMiss Manners, the syndicated columnist, is exceedingly correct.Last week, she saw an advertisement in the newspaper that aMaryland jewelry store was having a sale in her silver pattern.Upon arriving at the store, she told the jeweler she waslooking for additional dessert spoons in her pattern and hadbeen making do with the larger soup spoons."That's not much of a hardship," the employee said. "It isfor me," Martin responded. Caught up in the moment, thesaleswoman joked, "Who do you think you are, Miss Manners?"The easily recognizable Miss Manners looked at the woman,unable to respond. And then it registered. "Oh my God!"the saleswoman said. from the Jan 26 San Jose Mercury News

DAILY POEM

There was a young girl named Dalrymple
Whose sexual equipment was so simple
That on examination they found
Little more than a mound
In the center of which was a dimple.

DAILY QUOTE

"But _all_ OS's _do_ suck. VMS sucks. Solaris sucks. SunOS sucks. MS-DOS doesn't qualify. Ultrix/OSF1/Digital Unix/Whatever it is this week sucks. HP/UX sucks. Dynix sucks. Esix sucks. CTIX sucks. Coherent sucks. SCO sucks. Xenix also doesn't qualify. Unicos sucks. MVS sucks. VM sucks. CMS sucks. NOS sucked. CP/M sucks..."[some more additions from other people]"TOPS-20 didn't suck bad enough, so it had to be destroyed." -- miscellaneous rambling on alt.sysadmin.recovery

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